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A brief look at this short-lived California resort. We welcome reminiscences, photos, and postcards for this page.




I wanna put my goodies on some actual stuff :: Don't go into Hoseville :: Their like for themselves burns hot :: Earlier than now :: The Judgementalist :: We're Not Going to Use It Until It Goes Away :: If you have two you have one, if you have one you dont' have three :: No boogie to pay? :: Jammin' the cat food bag :: Hold my beer while I slap you :: This is a little big for small :: Charlie Chan & the Chocolate Factory :: Yo-Plus for Pork :: Mustard faucet & cabaret lettuce :: Its in its midst :: You are confusing me with you :: This is a real elbows on the place kind of table :: A Different Kind of the Same Kind of Worse :: Tell me what you're not telling me :: The Girl at the Irony Board :: Well at least you narrowed it down from two to three :: Buckets first churn :: This is your brain on Busby Berkeley :: Man, it feels like we've been up all day :: 1001 Arabian Pancakes :: Hit the Road, Happy :: Stop doing it before you do it :: Raunch strata :: Sledded rettuce :: Into my mouth was pouring the wrong way :: I passed piles of flapjacks :: I gotta try the poof :: A bunch a lots of too much :: The Wink & the Oink :: Rent Shopgirl :: Almost gone in a bowl :: I have nothing against my buns being heavily toasted :: Lumpy down to take my turn :: If they're dressed they might not repeat that well :: You're acting like liquid idiots :: Do not fondle my muffins! :: Lube up your cake pan :: Batter Free Nun :: And once she's up to normal, we'll all be dead :: Sideways Aviator :: It takes more than a scoffing to shoot you down :: What does fun taste like? :: How does Christy get her fruit to look so shiny? :: Ned's Creme Sticks :: Salmon Chanted Evening :: Go take a wok :: Rotate your Rex Stouts every 20,000 miles :: The Jeff Bridges of Madison County :: The Hills Have Thighs :: Lemony Snicket Being Julia :: After we cut and plate this bad boy :: Large taco chimps :: Million Dollar Baby On Two Screens Sideways :: The cleanest pre-owned feet :: Everything's an ad for something else :: Don't hide your stale nuts in a fruitcake :: Whether your dollop is rippled or smooth :: When Mary Hit Sally :: Napoleon Dynamite Shall We Dance :: As much as you want or as none as you want :: Its not but it may be :: Time for a wet shower, Don :: Just cover the tops of those little guys :: Men are house broken turkeys :: That's you if you want more chicken :: It will work fine for a goat meal :: Candle febbies expert :: Don't let the door hit you on the way back :: The Fun of All Steers :: Its like lunch with breakfast outside :: We serve a furpose :: Chicken oogie :: I started playing around with a loaf of it :: Its the fruitcakes that buy the peeps :: Even your inertia would leave :: Raise Your Voice Sky Captain :: I feel sunken :: The ring of little pots around the pot in front :: I'm going to go see where I am :: They Came to Rob Lowe Las Vegas :: There are no good points; only mediocre ones :: Smile, there might be a reason :: Put her out of our misery :: Now, don't you stop that! :: I can stand it that I'm stuck with you :: Fresh Beer Tastes Better :: Buying the image without looking below the circus :: Soap the rich :: Exorcist Without a Paddle :: Would you rather be a happy cat or a crappy hat? :: Honey, Bunches of Goats :: In theory, everything works :: Deal with what you can :: Sets Fire to Videotapes :: Stodgy and ambiguous :: Song of the Open Road Apples :: The stench of wasted years :: That's just not wrong :: Nissan Sinatra :: I was always the classic fluff guy :: Peking & 2nd Floor Restaurant :: The challenger's a stew man



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It used to be only T loved to make soups. Now we all love to make soups. Here are recipes for our absolute best.



And it's not just soups. Here are recipes for our absolute best that aren't soups.
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Photos from Santa Barbara and other mostly California locales.
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G loves movies. Check out his "just a list" of favorites for which no apologies or explanations are offered (actually, he'll explain if you ask).
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A brief history of this most legendary of kiddie TV programs.
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Ever seen those page-a-day, vintage-photo calendars with empty speech balloons to challenge captioning skills? Here's the "best" of our efforts.
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And, last but not least, comics starring everybody's favorite Swedish actor/wrestler, Tor Johnson . . .
















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