 "End of big day for Tor. Time for get beauty sleep." |
 (Tor dreams of the $3.99 Sunrise Serenade . . .) |
 "Tor dream 'bout sausage links, bacon, hotcakes. Call wet shower fella." |
 "Hello! Tor dream 'bout Norms Sunrise Serenade. Just $3.99." |
 "Its the middle of the night. Call me tomorrow." |
"Tor want go Norms. Get sausage links, bacon, hotcakes. Juice too." |
"ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!" |
"Not go Norms with Tor?" |
"No. I've had enough greasy restaurant food to last a lifetime." |
"Tor sorry you not want go Norms." |
"How do you always know when I'm in the shower?" |
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