 (Tor dreams of the $3.99 Sunrise Serenade |
 "Tor dream 'bout sausage links, bacon, hotcakes again. Call wet shower fella." |
 "Hello! Tor dream 'bout Sunrise Serenade again. Want go Norms." |
 "Tor buddy, you've got to get over this." |
"Tor try like dickens. Bye bye." |
 (Tor heads back to sleep and, this time, dreams of Norms Best Meals, Best Deals dinners |
"Tor dream 'bout chicken tenders, T-bone steak, New York steak, shrimp. Call wet shower fella." |
"Hello! Tor now dream 'bout Best Meals, Best Deals. Want go Norms now." |
"Its the middle of the night AND I don't feel well. I'm not going out." |
"Sorry you under weather. Tor go Norms now, get free hot fudge brownie dessert with dinner purchase." |
"Free dessert?" |
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