(Tor dreams of the Sunrise Serenade . . .)	"Phone ring. Who interrupt Tor beauty sleep?"	"Hello! This Tor. Not want charge card, cell phone plan, New York Times."	"Hey Tor baby. Better not hang up. I've got a proposition for you."
"Tor not here now. Left country."	"Well, when he comes back tell him his debt is forgiven if he'll whack a guy for me."	"Hello! Tor back from trip. Want whack guy but not know how."	"Doesn't matter how. Take him to a restaurant and feed him greasy food. Just do it."
"Tor not know how whack guy with greasy restaurant food. Call wet shower fella."	"Hello! This Tor. How whack guy with greasy restaurant food?"	"Where ARE you?"	ALSO VISIT: Phone Sex Tor Telemarketer Tor Movie Date Tor Acting Gig Tor Breakfast Tor Free Dessert Tor Mobius Strip Tor

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