 "Hey geln old buddy, how's 'bout takin' in a film tonight?" |
 "This not geln person. This Tor!" |
"Ha, Ha! Good one! So you want to go see a movie?" |
"Tor think you familiar? Sound like wet shower guy who harrass Tor with sex opportunity." |
"Ha, Ha! Good one! I was thinking maybe we could catch Hello Dolly!" |
"Tor think Hello Dolly! bloated, elephantine. Tor like Tommy Tune though." |
"Well, I'm not attached to it. What do you suggest?" |
"Tor like Barry Lyndon emotional depth, meditative pace. Think Ryan O'Neal good actor." |
"Hmmmmm... ...Well, I guess you have other plans." |
"Tor not have plans and want go picture show with wet shower guy." |
"...So will you pay for dinner?" |
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