 "Tor now telemarket. Make big dollars. Provide service for consumer." |
"Hello, this Tor! How you today sir or madam?" |
 "Are you selling something?" |
"Tor not selling nothing. Tor bringing opportunity to consumer." |
"Your voice sounds familar. Unpleasantly familar." |
"Tor not familar to you sir or madam. Want save big dollars on vacation property?" |
"Are you having fun interupting my shower ... again?" |
"Tor not want interrupt shower sir or madam. Want bring opportunity to consumer." |
"You have a DO NOT CALL list right? Put me on it." |
"Tor sorry sir or madam not want opportunity. Bye bye." |
"Don't call again ... for anything ... ever." |
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